When I was baby, did I steal all the food?
What food?
The food in your belly. Did I eat all the food?
Well, yes.....in a way. That's how babies are fed, through their mommies.
Oh, well.....when I was a baby did I grow big, big, BIG in your belly?
You were defiantly a BIG baby. You started out this big [me holds up fingers illustrating size] and by the time you were ready to come out, you were THIS BIG [hands over exaggerating size]
And then you pooped me out?
And then I WHAT?!
You pooped me out of your belly.
NO! You don't poop out babies, Brae! What?! Crazy boy.
Oh well....
bracing myself
How do babies get out of their mommies tummies?
Ummm.....
Do they kick their way out?
Why, yes. Yes they do.
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That is hilarious! My mom just told me a story about my 8 year old brother asking her about "the womb."
He wanted to know if she thought she knew him better than his dad to which she replied, "No why would you think that?" His little genius mind said, "Because I was inside of your body, I just thought you would probably know me really well since we shared your body for so long."
The mind of a child... so very entertaining!
Cute. :) kids say the silliest things. :) I found this through stumble. :) glad I did. I needed giggle.
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