Good one Verizon

Dear Verizon schmucks,

Oh boy, you must think you are hilarious pulling a prank like that. You really got me. To think, switching all of the digital cable boxes to read an hour ahead so that I would jump out of bed thinking its 6:30 am and late for work again. When really, you little sly devil, its 5:30 am and I'm racing around like a rabid wolverine trying to get ready for work whilefeeding, clothing and grooming a screaming toddler.

You must have been laughing your ass off when somewhere between the terribly unhealthy pound cake I was feeding my three-year-old for breakfast and the bra I was strapping on backwards, I caught a glimpse of the wall clock.

You probably delighted in the depressed way I slinked into the arm chair watching CARS for the 20th time this week while sipping my coffee through slanted eyelids and praying that it was all just a bad dream and I did NOT just give up an hour of my most sacred sleep time.

I know, it was funny. For you.

I would like to tell you that as a punishment, I will be ignoring you for the next couple of days. I would like to tell you that I would have NO PROBLEM chucking you and your other deceitful cable box friends out of my speeding car window. I would like to tell you these things.

But I won't. So laugh it up, assclowns. You're day will come.

Groggy,
Casey