Ah, thats better.

'Well. It looks like it could be a case of Colitis, the only way to know for sure is perform a colonoscopy. Of course, because your symptoms are gone now- that would be completely up to you, if you want to have a diagnosis.'

'You know, I really like living in the unknown. I'll take my chances'.

The good news is, I'm alive and well after enduring the week from hell and spending 2 hours this morning at an gastroenterologist. The appointment was completely unnecessary- as I a had been symptom free for two days and upon completion of the visit I discovered that a 'specialist' co-pay is double the normal amount.

Because I really wanted to spend that $50 on an ass doctor. In fact, I had that $50 earmarked for such an occasion. Always thinking ahead- I knew that one day I would be sitting around the house and say,

'You know what sounds like a blast? A visit to a man who spent four years of medical school twiddling around in a cadavers rectum. And please, I'd like to spend a lot of money. Thank you.'