7: The hour at which I decided I was not a big fan of watching the sunrise on the side of US Highway 41 swatting mosquito's and huffing muffler fumes
3: The number of biscuits I had in my very delicious biscuits and gravy Crackle Barrel breakfast
3: The number of times Brae had me take him to the bathroom while I was trying to enjoy my very delicious biscuits and gravy Crackle Barrel breakfast
1: The number of times my nudist uncle invited me to jet ski with him
18: The number of appendages that were crossed when I told him that sounded like fun
5: The number of books that were in Braeden's Easter basket
1: Pez candy dispenser that was a MUCH bigger hit than the books
30,000: The number of jelly beans in Brae's basket
29,999: The number of jelly beans I snuck back into the communal jelly bean dish before he noticed
1: Hour spent socializing at my Aunt's house before lunch was served
30: Individual strands of Spaghetti noodles that made their last peace on my plate.
42: The number of eggs that were hidden for Brae and his cousin Saige.
30: The number of eggs Brae mowed down his one-year old cousin to retrieve before she could
7: The number of family pictures we took in a tree
18: The number of curses that spewed from my mouth later on that evening when I noticed how white I was. Apparently I am part albino, who knew?
3: The hour at which I passed out on the car ride home
4: The hour at which Brae's father attempted to pick him up and take him to his family's house
20: The number of times Brae verbally flicked off his father and sobbed his affection for mommy and distaste in ever leaving her side
4.5: The hour at which Brae's fathers car pulled away from the drive way without Brae
15: The number of times we practiced casting a fishing pole in our family pool
1: Puppy that tried to make away with the weight on the line
0: Leftovers for dinner
1 comment:
Why you no want to go jetskiing with the nudist uncle? It sounds like an AWESOME time!
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