Last nights bathtub conversation.

'GRRRRR I am a MONSTER and I EAT defiant children who wont take a bath!'

'Oh mamma, you're so silly'

'NO, I am far from silly. I am a CRAZY monster and if you don't get in the bathtub, I WILL EAT YOU.'

'Noooooo. You wont eat me. You don't eat babies'

'Oh yes I do. I am a VERY HUNGRY monster that eats babies.'

'Nu-uh, you don't eat babies, momma. YOU eat daddies'



Damn it, I knew there had to be cause for his absence. Apparently, I forgot how hungry I was last year!